Do we even need to say anything about this guy? That he eats nails for breakfast? That his style and aura leave ladies weak at the knees and totally helpless to his unending charms? That he could dance Michael Jackson under the table? That he could slap around Clint Eastwood and make him whimper like a scared puppy?

Of course not. We don't need to mention any of it, because you know it all already. This guy is the MAN (and don't you forget it Clint). In this shirt, you will be too.