Odds are you possess few, if any, of the attributes listed on this shirt (we certainly don't). But isn't that the point? When you're wearing this shirt, the ladies will immediately look past your obvious shortcomings and think "Damn! If it says all that on his t-shirt, it must be true!" Ever since we started wearing this shirt, that’s exactly what has happened. They're all over us.

So you should probably buy one, if not seven (for every day of the week), of these shirts. And make sure to thank us later.