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Pocket Mullets - $13.99

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Pocket Mullets

You're sitting at the $200 NL table at the Bellagio and you are unbeatable. You've never had a better run of cards and all of your decisions have been the right ones. While this is happening your game with the ladies is also on point. Your getting the numbers of every hot waitress there as if you have inherited the seducing power of Uncle Jesse and A.C. Slater combined!

It's a dream that crosses the minds of many guys, but we all know its as likely to happen as Johnny forgetting to wear a headband in Karate Kid I. However, we are all able to get a glimpse of these two worlds colliding whenever we peek at our pre-flop hands and see good ol' 7-7. If the dealer is kind, this hand has the potential of bringing home a monster pot. The structure of each 7 is also a visual reminder of the legendary "game" of the two television characters we have also grown up with. AC Slater's jericurl style mullet on one side and, rockstar, Uncle Jesse's thick, feathered mullet on the other. Brings a tear to my eye every time...

- Mike

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