At the poker table: Folding 7-2... Shit! Would have flopped two-pair... Folding 2-5... Mutha-grabba! Would have flopped a set... Folding 8-3... F#@k! Would have flopped a boat...

At the club: Ignore the girl with bad teeth, hitting on the Lohan look-a-like ... Shit! Slapped in the face... Ignore the girl with bug eyes, hitting on the Alba look-a-like... Mutha-grabba! Got a drink poured on me... Ignore the girl with the jelly roll, hitting on the J. Simpson look-a-like ...F#@k! The "grenade" pulled her away...

Two different places and situations, yet we can all relate to both. I mean there is only so much a man can take. Sometimes we have to go against the grain. Sometimes we have to lower our standards for a brief period of time. Sometimes we have to just say Muck It!

- Mike