Look. When it comes to the opposite sex, you need all the help you can get. Around that would-be special someone, you're awkward, you sweat a lot, and you tend to make jokes that make the people around you feel uncomfortable. You're basically Screech (before his strange and totally ambiguous relationship with Mr. Belding in "Saved by the Bell: the New Class").

Well we've got the answer. Just like gulab jamuns themselves, this shirt is irresistible to the opposite sex. No one can say no to those warm, sweet, round balls of syrupy, doughy goodness. This classic South Asian sweet truly melts in the mouth, and not in the hand. Just like you. Um, or something.

So overcome your awkward exterior. Let 'em know that you mean business, and that you're a keeper. Let 'em know that once they make eye contact with you at the bar, there's no need to look anywhere else. Let 'em know you're Sweet Like Gulab Jamun.

- Anuj